Intimacy: Code of silence

Code of silence

By nean83 - 12/01/2013 05:11 - United States - Inglewood

Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

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By Sam - 28/11/2008 08:50 - France

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

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Busted

By wookieewhosshe - 19/06/2019 21:13

Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML

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Thanks Dad

By Anonymous - 17/11/2020 14:01

Today, I was cleaning out my deceased father's closet and found 4 boxes of BDSM porn videos, magazines and DVDs. To save his dignity, I hid them in my room to throw away on garbage day. My mom found the boxes in my room and now wants me to go to therapy. I'm only 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 08:18 - Australia

Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML

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By Une Fille - 18/12/2011 05:18 - Canada

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

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shrinks into corner

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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Good catch

By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said, "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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TMI!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to run an errand while my parents helped unpack boxes in my new house. When I returned, my dad said to me, "I wasn't going to say anything, but we 'did it.' I'll let you figure out which room." FML

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By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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SerpentBoy 8

Saturday 12 January 2013 12:23

That's a good Dad right there... He knew it was your business and he left it that way.. I'm sure he will be trying to forget about it anyway...

conqueror57 11

Saturday 12 January 2013 12:28

ALWAYS handle the important things yourself.

Comments

oj101 33

Saturday 12 January 2013 13:45

I hope you don't mean that literally.

Arekushisu 8

Saturday 12 January 2013 13:58

If you want something done right....

doctorhook86 24

Saturday 12 January 2013 15:44

...You buy a vibrator and do it yourself? Sounds like the OP already got that message.

maxman13524 13

Saturday 12 January 2013 14:04

Tell him their a friends

BlowinChronic 18

Saturday 12 January 2013 16:10

They're*

MissNicky177 6

Saturday 12 January 2013 14:10

Your dad is amazing

buckdharma 36

Saturday 12 January 2013 14:14

The first time that I picked it up I had a bid surprise for right on it's bottom were two big buttons that looked like big green eyes i first pushed one, then the other, then I twisted it's lid And when I sat it down again, this is what it did It went zip when it moved bop when it stopped Whirr when it stood still I never knew just what it was And I guess I never will

lashes_to_ashes 14

Saturday 12 January 2013 14:20

Should've done it yourself.

doctorhook86 24

Saturday 12 January 2013 15:46

Sounds like the OP probably does it herself on a regular basis.

LMFAOwned 9

Saturday 12 January 2013 14:32

That dad is pretty chill, so that lessens the FML side of this. Still though, bf could be a little more responsible

fordneagles 34

Saturday 12 January 2013 14:33

Your boyfriend did deal with it, he put it in a box. YDI entirely for not dealing with it yourself, your dad is awesome and he's never going to see his little girl in the same way again, and it's all your fault.