Intimacy: Code of silence

Code of silence

By nean83 - 12/01/2013 05:11 - United States - Inglewood

Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

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By Sam - 28/11/2008 08:50 - France

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 19/06/2019 21:13

Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML

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Thanks Dad

By Anonymous - 17/11/2020 14:01

Today, I was cleaning out my deceased father's closet and found 4 boxes of BDSM porn videos, magazines and DVDs. To save his dignity, I hid them in my room to throw away on garbage day. My mom found the boxes in my room and now wants me to go to therapy. I'm only 16. FML

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You deserved it 188

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 08:18 - Australia

Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML

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You deserved it 3 843

By Une Fille - 18/12/2011 05:18 - Canada

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

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You deserved it 44 299

shrinks into corner

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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You deserved it 658

Good catch

By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said, "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

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You deserved it 90 993

By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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You deserved it 58 635

TMI!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to run an errand while my parents helped unpack boxes in my new house. When I returned, my dad said to me, "I wasn't going to say anything, but we 'did it.' I'll let you figure out which room." FML

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You deserved it 2 163

By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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SerpentBoy 8

Saturday 12 January 2013 12:23

That's a good Dad right there... He knew it was your business and he left it that way.. I'm sure he will be trying to forget about it anyway...

conqueror57 11

Saturday 12 January 2013 12:28

ALWAYS handle the important things yourself.

Comments

jazziloveberryy 3

Saturday 12 January 2013 21:53

#30 Hell, the OP could've been more responsible. Why couldn't she do it herself?

dontpanic_fml 32

Saturday 12 January 2013 22:35

Why didn't you handle it yourself you moron?

iLuvsIt 10

Saturday 12 January 2013 23:46

YDI - there was no reason WHATSOEVER for your sex toys not to have been packed before either your boyfriend or your father arrived to move boxes. Get your shit together.

JoeCookieRaider 5

Sunday 13 January 2013 0:14

Tsk tsk tsk, you should've dealt with it yourself OP.

SuperKnuckels 6

Sunday 13 January 2013 0:19

its natural, dont worry about it.

whY402Jay 12

Sunday 13 January 2013 0:44

I just want to know why that wasn't the first thing to go and why you didn't move that out yourself.

jlarae12 10

Sunday 13 January 2013 3:46

Are you sure we don't have the same dad? Cuz it sounds like something my dad would do if I had a box of goods lol

chinagirl3343 8

Sunday 13 January 2013 6:21

Yeah why would he look in the box? When we moved ours were in a box that my mil grabbed. Pretty sure she snooped bc she was ashy white next time i saw her and she absolutely got what she deserved. Learned how freaky her son is. Muahahaha! ;-)