Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Confession time - FML

Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 06:00

Spicy

Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

Spicy

Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

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Hashtag Not All Men, but quite a few, eh?

By Anonymous - 30/10/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Spicy

Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML

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Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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Simple plan

By Crish - 22/11/2020 05:05 - Italy

Spicy

Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML

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Communication

By ohyaknow - 30/09/2010 09:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML

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By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

Spicy

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

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By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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Bad actor

By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 23:00

Spicy

Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML

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Bear_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:36

Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...

ATchick_08 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:37

Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao

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Taihen 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:52

#27: Some girls just can't ******. Well, technical can, but have a lot of trouble getting there. So he could have three other girls that he can get there and one who he can't without too much trouble.

gregthestrange 3

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:54

OP=stupid ****. you got what you deserved. dumbfuck

mariposa93 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:05

OP, I don't have much sympathy for you. #3, Your logic surrounding orgasms is lacking.

imthedude 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:27

Didn't we learn anything from American Pie series??? The rule of 3....3 girls means hes really only ******* 1 other, or maybe even none.

WTFisher 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:40

I have a feeling that most of the people shutting you down are guys. I've definitely thought of shouting hurtful comments like that to my ex-girlfriends. You're human! Most of the complainers probably have said or done something similar, if not worse. I will never support cheaters. Stay strong.

Uconnrunner 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:37

I'll give you a real ******.

x3audraaax3 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:54

that must suuck. if my boyfriend ever said he was ******' other girls i probably would of beat the shit outta him.

11dibarig 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:59

both u and ur boyfriend sound SOOO immature

freespirit080791 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:23

u deserved this for bing such an immature c**t. y wud u specifically aim to piss off ur boyfriend?

Failercoptor 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:23

obviously this guy is an asshole, i mean, doesn't it make sense that a guy F***ing three other girls wouldn't give a F*** if he was a dick to his gf? and why does everyone assume her insult was unwarrented

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Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

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Today, my wife returned to Mexico where her grandfather is dying. I’m supportive, but while the old buzzard continues the circle the drain, she’s posting weekend photos of her and her high school friends hiking, doing shots, and hitting the pool. Happy Anniversary, Babe. FML

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