Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

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Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Bear_fml 0

Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...

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ATchick_08 0

Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao

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InsaneOblongata 0

As far as I can tell, you're both idiots.

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RenoEnvy 0

Ouch. Well, he's an ass for cheating. And you're a meany for saying that to him. Situation blows. Sounds like you're both immature and are better off without eachother. Some advise- next boyfriend you have, don't say things like that. =)

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Young_Sparta 0

i believe he lied. obnly because if he couldn't please her, what makes her think that he could make 3 other girls cum unless they cum easy?

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Bloodycrustheart 0

yeah thats like a really normal and hilarious joke that boyfriends everywhere respond exceedingly well to. I cant imagine why he would be screwing three other girls with a fine attitude like that. Sorry, you're just a tool.

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RenoEnvy 0

Ouch. Well, he's an ass for cheating. And you're an ass for saying that to him. Situation blows. Sounds like you're both immature and are better off without eachother. Some advice- next boyfriend you have, don't say things like that. =)

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woody_fml 0

This is not a FML, it's a bad half-written joke.

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hardcore_fml 0

You said something to piss him off, and he did the same. Why am I supposed to feel sorry for you again?

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Zic_fml 7

F**k his life, not yours! You set it up for yourself by being an attention *****. Now you reap what you have sawn. Have fun.

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thebigO_fml 0

I hoped that you learned something!

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HomeBurger 0

is this FML because he 1-up'd the shit out of you, or because he's cheating on you? Either way, no sympathy. Either **** you for being a bitch, or at least take solace in the fact that he's also cheating on three other girls.

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