Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

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Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Bear_fml 0

Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...

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ATchick_08 0

Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao

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Sleepzsc 0

couldve been worse news. he could have given you herpies

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alex_vik 0

That's what you get for trying to piss him off.

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AliSama 17

tell him blow up doll;'s don't count as real people.

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c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

ROFL nice one. YDI tho :)

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Betty7 0

Just because you made a comment to piss him off doesn't mean you deserve to be cheated on (and with three girls too!). He's a jerk. If he can't make you come, I doubt three other girls would be sleeping with him.

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genius_man16 0

why? maybe the other girls just cum easy? but I don't think he was serious. He just 1-upped you big time, and YDI for sure

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imbatmanfir 15

I agree with ya there that's exactly what I was thinking

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JesusChristND 0

nice one sarah marshall

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rachelforgot2 0

thats ****** up! in a fake relation ship.....must still be in high school, or dropped out, and have a case of mental retardation

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Young_Sparta 0

or he could have lied just so she would shut the hell up. YDI for trying to piss him off

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jesusjr 0

On the bright side, you don't have to fake them anymore.

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cuttybuddy 0

lulz. he might not have even cheated, he just had a better line to piss you off. it's all about 1-ups manship and it looks like he wins.

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Jaywin 3

Trying to piss him off with lies? How immature. What'd you expect him to say? You left yourself wide open for him to say something like that.

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tpag3r 0

ha wide open good one

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