Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 480
You deserved it 144 232

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Bear_fml 0

Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...

ATchick_08 0

Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao

Comments

its people who get together like this that make me feel that mandatory sterilization is not such a bad idea

Crackerman 0

Here's an idea ; Maybe he was messing with you because you were messing with him? If this is the case, you earned that one. ......If he really doesn't get you off, and you'd like to keep him around because he's an alright guy, try helping him out instead of being a bitch about it......If that's how you normally handle such things, I can understand if he cheated. I'm not saying I condone cheating (I don't . It's despicably spineless) , but I understand.

I think it's funny how many girls fake it. Especially when a guy is like 'I ALWAYS make girls cum.' Cuz, no dear, no...you don't.

thedragonsword 0

If you fake even one ******, its your own fault. Tell him what you want and he will do it.

not a fml. all your fault. you simply shouldn't have been a bitch.

xiingli 0

He probably didn't mean it but you deserved it.

good thing you broke up, you didn't deserve it!

SilverMyst787 0

True or not true, you totally had that coming. What he said was ****** up, but what you said was below the belt, too.