Awkward and Work: Confused?

Confused?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 177

You deserved it 35 895

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By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 244

You deserved it 26 137

Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 053

You deserved it 2 887

Snappy

By DamnDogs - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work as a groomer's assistant, my boss said something that I didn't catch as I went to take a leash off a dog. I looked at my boss and said, "What?" To which she replied, "Be careful, he bites." I now have a two-inch gash on my finger from a 6lb fluffy Maltese. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 743

You deserved it 5 734

By uninvited - 04/02/2016 15:16 - United States - Boston

Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 261

You deserved it 1 749

Second class citizen

By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 561

You deserved it 4 261

By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 492

You deserved it 2 082

By justsomesummer - 26/01/2016 18:09 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 913

You deserved it 1 668

Mommy milk time

By TheLastSerenade - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 306

You deserved it 4 118

Cheeky

By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 599

You deserved it 8 453

Not the smartest

By ugh Buck! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 478

You deserved it 4 551

DrDilllonReese 12

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:09

She's an oompa loompa

skata 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:09

how do you screw that up?

Comments

IThinkItsAlright 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:14

Well, I think she's human, but I'm not sure. She just kind of was produced through me so I'm hoping the results show **** sapien.

TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 3:44

I didn't know men can have babies

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 22 October 2011 4:28

They can't *hint* *hint*

IThinkItsAlright 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:03

Obviously, I'm talking In the perspective of the op.

punkin_26 16

Saturday 22 October 2011 11:28

Still didn't get that one right 114-keep trying.

IThinkItsAlright 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 21:32

I usually do better. Nice picture, 152. I love rush:D

punkin_26 16

Saturday 22 October 2011 21:47

167-You have redeemed yourself.

Strafeh 9

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:15

If she was Asian, than it's ok

mickeygirl 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:13

Nice profile pic jackass

W_Conner23 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:17

**** you and your damn profile pic

raphanne_fml 33

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:15

I would have loved to see the look on the parents' faces :D

idontknowyou123 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:16

(Insert Witty Comment Here)

iliketurdles 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:19

Yes, but unless you have one it's kinda pointless to type that.. Just saying.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:00

(enter witty comment). mmmhhh, ok. "I am a lazy dick who cant type a witty comment, so I type a stupid waste of words because ME SO STUPID, ME SO STUPID". Theres your witty comment...