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By Anonymous - 10/06/2015 16:13 - United States - Inez

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Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 970
You deserved it 8 734

Same thing different taste

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I don't care what people say here, a child does NOT get a say in it their parents have more children. They could've wanted more from the beginning and their first child has no right to stand in the way of their own life plans. Welcome to being a part of a family.

I woulda got my ass tanned and if my kid said it he would too

ilyapyn 7

Whip his ass with a ******* crow bar ffs

For Now he wants women legs closed. In about 5, 6 years all he want them to do is open.

I...love...that kid! Omg that's the funniest thing I've heard all day lol

OMG I'm sorry that sucks but holy shit that's funny

Oh my Gosh,everyone this is not an issue of feminism! It is an issue where a little boy needs to learn some manners and get his mouth washed out with some soap and for his parents to teach him that it is not okay to talk like that!!! Teach him respect.

Dude better be grounded hard core for talking like that