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By Anonymous - 10/06/2015 16:13 - United States - Inez

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 17:44 - Netherlands - Haarlem

Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML

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By poormom - 27/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my 4 year-old was so excited to be a big sister, hugging my belly every chance she got, counting down the days till the due date, my son was born this morning. She took one look at him and declared, “I don’t like him, leave him here, do we have to keep him?” then started crying. FML

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By jts - 20/02/2016 09:55 - United States - Asheville

Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 23:46 - Australia

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 02:30

Today, we saw a woman with two out-of-control children. As we walked away, my husband said to me, “Disgusting, I’m glad we’re never having children.” News to me, he'd always said he wanted a kid before we married. An uncomfortable conversation is imminent, damn it. FML

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By bopbop - 20/05/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 07:14 - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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CoGhostRider 31

Thursday 11 June 2015 0:14

Well no need for the sex talk anyway

brookenicolee29 27

Thursday 11 June 2015 0:14

How does he think he was made?

Comments

thewhale 8

Thursday 11 June 2015 4:28

Someone needs a good slap across the face for speaking to you like that.

Paws_Cat 29

Thursday 11 June 2015 4:29

Glad you're replacing him with a newer model.

morgankimberlyyy 14

Thursday 11 June 2015 4:47

Wow, perhaps it is time to enforce some rules on this little boys' potty mouth. Sorry OP.

ProSwimmerFL 16

Thursday 11 June 2015 4:49

Umm I hope this kid was punished, Ummmm have a swear jar for him lol SORRY OP

leogachi 15

Thursday 11 June 2015 9:24

Ummmmmm not enough m's in your comment.

xRiverSongx 17

Thursday 11 June 2015 4:53

YDI for having more kids when your other children obviously don't want more.

AdamTB 26

Thursday 11 June 2015 5:01

Since when do kids decide if their parents should have more kids? The parents are the adults, if they want to have more kids then that is up to them.

Lightning_Farron 11

Thursday 11 June 2015 4:54

Why would you make him unhappy by having another kid?! YDI

earthlyscum 19

Thursday 11 June 2015 5:27

I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time lmfao

hailhydra 6

Thursday 11 June 2015 5:32

I think you goto do a very job as a parent to educate your kid, i know it's tough because kids learn from others these days but at that age i could never say that to my mom not even now i can't. You haven't done well in correcting your kid and this fall falls on you 100%. That's just disgusting to hear a 10 year old kid say something like that