Kids and Shopping: Cool your boots, lady

Cool your boots, lady

By thebigpeezy - 27/05/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, at Jiffy Lube, a woman and her 4 year-old son were waiting at the checkout counter. As I walk by them, her son mistakes me for his father and holds my hand. The woman immediately grabs her son's wrist, looks at me, and says, "Sicko." FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 325

You deserved it 2 984

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 991

You deserved it 3 830

By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 241

You deserved it 69 040

By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 708

You deserved it 5 499

Easy mistake

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, I was at QuickTrip. As I was leaving, I passed a woman who was saying, "Stay!" very sternly through her open driver's side door. I smiled as I passed, saying, "Your dog wants to follow you huh? I've been there." She glared at me and said, "No. That's my son. He's mentally challenged." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 013

You deserved it 26 126

By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 361

You deserved it 1 946

None of my business

By proud cashier - 08/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, a man walked through my line with a XL bottle of lotion and many boxes of tissues. As I was ringing him up, the customer broke the silence by saying, "Yeah my son won't stop using the cooking oil for his 'personal time'", finger-air-quotes and all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 456

You deserved it 89

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 081

You deserved it 2 634

By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 16:31 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 108

You deserved it 46 654

By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 23:48 - France

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 326

You deserved it 2 699

By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 18:30 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 651

You deserved it 4 577

nuked 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:51

I guess I can understand her reaction, though I would expect an apology from her, had you explained the situation..

nuked 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:54

#2, Please learn to spell or at least some simple grammar..

Comments

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:00

Haha.. I did stuff like that a lot when I was little by accident. a few times while on my gameboy or something I would follow a random lady through a store without realizing it wasnt my mom lol

OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:00

Wow....O.o Sorry To Hear That..At Least The Woman Didn't Press Any Charges...

Seti_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:02

#3... yes there is something wrong with that. You shouldn't be having those impulses to begin with. And to the OP, that had to be awkward. I'm going to assume you explained that the kid just grabbed your hand.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:02

Wow the mom's a freak. She should have apologized instead of instantly thinking you were a pedophile. Honestly. Someone's paranoid. Maybe she should watch her kid better?

1AAC 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:04

someones on her period today

24788 6

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:05

You should of explained yourself instead of letting someone say that.

Blahp 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:09

Lol! And yeah I agree with #15.

spillproof 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:12

#15 & 9 took the words out of my mouth.

nazooer 11

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:13

#2 Wow so he accidentally but an "a" in the word pedophile, it's called a typo. And by the way #2 learn to make a proper sentence. And OP it would be worse if you were a women xD