Mental health, Creepypasta, Awkward and Love: Creepy

Creepy

By bubba - 17/10/2011 10:02 - China

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML

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You deserved it 5 386

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By MissNoFuture - 20/06/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he's been having doubts, but he still wants to stay with me. I asked him why he had been so nervous about us and he replied, "I don't know, just thinking about a future with you makes me feel nauseous". We've been together over 2 years now. FML

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You deserved it 4 051

Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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You deserved it 169

Why indeed

By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Davison

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML

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You deserved it 225

By Anon - 26/06/2014 04:03 - United States - Middletown

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML

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You deserved it 5 227

And they say romance is dead…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

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You deserved it 2 941

By Username - 22/11/2010 22:39

Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML

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You deserved it 4 372

Foreshadowing

By Confused - 31/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 734

You deserved it 266

By sugar - 18/10/2010 12:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 3 362

CPTSD

By trauma is hilarious - 31/10/2020 17:59 - United States

Today, I was telling my new boyfriend some of my funny family stories. He gave me the most concerned look and asked honestly, “Have you ever thought about going to therapy?” Apparently the stories I told him not only weren’t funny, but pretty damn scary to him. Now he thinks I’m crazy. FML

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You deserved it 347

That's… a crime?

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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You deserved it 140

taternuts 0

Monday 17 October 2011 16:01

Don't worry, if he wants to be together forever he's probably not planning on killing you any time soon

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Monday 17 October 2011 16:00

I cant wait to see his reaction when you guys break up.

Comments

meelo88 13

Monday 17 October 2011 16:49

he sounds loyal. I'd say he's a keeper. If you marry him its death till you part right?

toelie 26

Monday 17 October 2011 17:43

No, not quite.

khatyangelz 0

Monday 17 October 2011 18:15

its death IF you part?

seriousman26 0

Monday 17 October 2011 16:51

People change in places like that. I know so men who went in to jail for assault and almost murder and came out completely different men. Institutes are horrible places and he won't be lookin to go back in. Your safe.

mic203 2

Monday 17 October 2011 16:57

basicaly U R ******!

raphanne_fml 33

Monday 17 October 2011 18:01

No, but your spelling is.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 18 October 2011 10:58

In 3 years, there's a good chance she has been.. Several times :P

Mitch_Connor 11

Monday 17 October 2011 16:59

Today's episode of Maury: "I'm dating a psychiatric ward patient!"

loserman67 35

Monday 17 October 2011 17:00

"Baby, I love you. We'll be together forever." "Oh Darling, that's wonderful." "And by forever I mean in this life and the next life as well." "Ummmm, would,....would you repeat that?" "Forever, as in eternity, F-O-R-E-V-E-R. We'll never be apart." "Oh, umm, I, ahhhh, gee, is it suddenly warm in here? I have to go to the bathroom.." "I'll go with you my Love and wait right outside the door." "I might be a little bit, my stomach suddenly hurts." "Take your time Dear, I'll just talk to the voices in my head, they're my friends." RUN LIKE HELL LADY, CHANGE YOUR NAME, GET SURGERY, GET AWAY!