Cute but annoying

By Anonymous - 17/12/2010 17:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML
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Doortje 29

This is the story you'll later tell your grandchildr-- wait, you have to actually have sex in order to ever have grandchildren.

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Ninjafriends 1

Tape your balls to your leg.

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perdix 29

Usually one just moans when one is receiving an awesome *******. You don't need to give her a standing ovation. Hopefully, she's not going to give you the Clap.

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RedPillSucks 31

It's the sound of his dick on the insides of her cheeks.

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TibbysMusic 1

39, take a joke. on the other hand, it made me lawl. (:

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SharkyShark 5

Aw..turn that angrybeaver into a happy one with some ***********.

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mike3775 35

Thats hilarious, but seriously, if you gave up over that, maybe you should leave it unplugged from now on.

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Terezi 0

I really hope the clapping sound didn't come from you guys being horribly fat... That sound is how I always knew when my parents were in the middle of something. -shudder-

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Zebidee 8

That's completely frickin' hilarious. At least your wife has a good sense of humour. Frankly though, YDI for thinking a light clapper is romantic. Were they all out of lava lamps?

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Kar98 6

*picturing balls slapping against her taint noisily, repeatedly*

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perdix 29

*picturing a fat, pasty, hairy belly slapping into fat, cottage-cheese thighs* *penis inverting and testicles sucking up into body cavity thinking of such disgusting visual*

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RedPillSucks 31

*picturing vomiting the rest of my pizza dinner*

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perdix 29

You put cottage cheese and hair on your pizza? I think I'm going to throw up now. . .

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Zebidee 8

Nah, he's vomiting because the pizza arrived cold because the delivery guy's car had no heater.

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Hahahaha, good cameo of another FML.

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