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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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damnalltheasshol 0

o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Well, it IS false advertisement.

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kelsey_katie 17

II LOVE YOIR DAD! Ahahahaha, that just made my day, no joke!(:

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Sonalis 9

Means "Original Poster," aka whoever submitted the story.

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acre1996 1

:(((( I thought it meant original person. I just lost the game also

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Llama_Face89 33

Well..he has a point.

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witchdoctor1 9

Hopefully that point don't hit the bra. She went through all that trouble and money to hav a good disappearing act. It be a shame if it popped.

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Llama_Face89 33

149- somehow I think a wonderbra is different from a water bra. I COULD be wrong though.

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PointSubZero 2

Damn, That's is a Ego Drop from hell.. Sorry.

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TalkinSmack 6

Why did ur dad know u were wearing a wonderbra?

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CyonideCyns 0

Hmmmm... Gee, maybe because he's her dad? And if her **** go up a cup size in a day I don't see how he couldn't notice.

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cmars3 7

Wonderbra is a brand so I think that's want they meant by how did your dad know you were wearing a wonderbra

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CyonideCyns 0

It's a type of bra that makes your boobs look bigger, its very common so a lot of people just call any ol' pushup bra a wonderbra her dad probably didn't KNOW it was a wonderbra he was probably just making a joke.

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jillianmathers12 13

I think that you should be wearing Wonder Bra!

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copo37 7

86. Really? Your 13 years old. Shut the hell up, honesty. And if you want a challenger like your profile says you might want to invest in a wonderbra yourself, as well as knee high boots and a catchy nick name like sugar or candy.

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punkin_26 16

Had to see for myself what you were talking about 109. That girl is scary crazy. Someone should warn Eminem. It made me laugh when I thought of how much I LOVED Johnathan Taylor Thomas when I was her age. Swore I was going to marry him one day. Kids are so funny!!! But we have all been there.

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punkin_26 16

BTW-I checked out your profile too. You do have a very nice car. Love the color.

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CyonideCyns 0

Your dad sounds like a funny guy :) I like him already

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Draugen 16

Your dad is right. YDI for being shallow.

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cmars3 7

Just because someone takes pride in their appearance doesn't mean they're shallow. It's good to feel good about yourself inside AND out.

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tona01 16

Part of feeling good about yourself, is being happy with what god( if it exists) gave you, not try to change it.

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Enslaved 36

The OP is shallow? but a guy that would break up with her because she has smaller breast and may chose to wear a padded bra to make herself feel better isn't shallow? I'm a 34B and I've worn a padded bra for some of my outfits to feel sexier for "myself" My guy knows my boobs are tiny. He has no problems when my bra comes off. Not everything is done for men!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#239 34B is far from tiny. You know how awful that makes me feel when you say that? If you're tiny, then I'm non-existent. I'm not even an A cup.

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deathbreadstick 10

379- You don't need "big boobs" or anything else to be pretty, you're quite gorgeous as it is.

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