Gross, Smells and Health: Deez nutz

If you have reached that level of stink, maybe go to a car wash to get cleaned. Oh and while you are there, get one of those pine tree shaped air fresheners to hang down below.

gilligan_isle 6

Friday 2 October 2015 17:35

I'm going to hope it was a second shower after an intense work out because otherwise that's an extreme lack of hygiene and extremely gross.

eddy1965 6

Friday 2 October 2015 17:37

Other reasons could include bag dust and offensiveness to others.

ihavenolifehaha 16

Friday 2 October 2015 17:42

That's ******* pathetic. It's not hard to just shower daily, you're just a lazy shit. YDI

NellieeNell 18

Friday 2 October 2015 17:44

"Oh that's nasty" *Cleveland Browns voice*

amb27 7

Friday 2 October 2015 20:15

It shouldn't get that bad before you decide to shower...

orios105 18

Friday 2 October 2015 20:20

that's nnaasssttyyy ~ cleveland brown

shabnoor_m 10

Friday 2 October 2015 20:22

There needs to be an option for you're disgusting...

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