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Delicious

By MYLIFESUX - 12/04/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 202

You deserved it 56 963

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 871

You deserved it 10 080

By justplaindumb - 04/08/2016 00:48 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 036

You deserved it 16 209

By Charles - 21/06/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 555

You deserved it 8 303

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 271

You deserved it 21 224

Priorities

By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 800

You deserved it 35 734

Thud

By Dammit - 03/02/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML

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You deserved it 415

By Laptop - 25/05/2010 04:44 - France

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 731

You deserved it 3 735

The hero

By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 242

You deserved it 15 012

All set

By Anonymous - 14/01/2025 08:00 - United States

Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 210

You deserved it 329

By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 657

You deserved it 32 840

Chaith 16

Sunday 12 April 2009 17:50

Well, what color were most of them?

DaftBrian 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:04

how did I know? It was OVER 2000 DOLLARS!!!

Comments

kayaun 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:29

It's a mac. 1) Because it's >2k 2) Because people who eat starbursts generally use macs.

whoisthisgirl 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 10:55

Sir, that was a dumb statement.

Mayonnaise_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:31

I've read this story before... on this site. But it wasn't starburst.

serious1y 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:41

DUPLICATE

Sue21 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:38

Did you enjoy those sweets?

Sue21 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:38

Did you enjoy those sweets?

yer_mom92 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:42

fat.

Floridaguy81 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:50

My laptop cost less than half yours and it's definitely better than yours now. =P

senseofreason 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:58

my laptop cost 1/5 of theirs.

YOGIBEAR0131 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 18:17

1/2 1/5...

cutiepi 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:08

this one looks familiar...

geesquared 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:12

HEY. Macs aren't just a waste of money. I don't see any viruses on my iMac, and I have full access to programs ya can't get on a PC.

CastleHCP 1

Wednesday 30 May 2012 8:49

Oh yes, like Crysis 2 and Skyrim! OS X is so fully featured and can handle anything you care to throw at it! It's just amazing how well it runs Splinter Cell Conviction. Macs are shiny, white, overpriced and boast pretty much only Final Cut Pro as exclusive software.