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Demons

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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Sweltering

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 21:58 - United States - Reno

Today, my grandpa moved into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him, he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia, and he keeps saying he's "freezing" when the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML

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By BOOP - 17/02/2012 13:25 - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 08:35 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

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Hot hot hot

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Steele

Today, after asking my family to quiet down at a restaurant, my mom told me to go outside. In 100+ degree weather. So I did, and after what seemed like an hour, my family ran out screaming because they thought I'd been kidnapped. I nearly got heatstroke to show my family that sensory overload is real. FML

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Sticky situation

By borderlinebaddie - 04/11/2021 14:00

Today, my grandmother, who I live with, turned the heat off in our house because she went through my private, personal notes on how I wanted to spend my paycheck, and she was mad that I used some of it to help the father of my not-yet-born child, who's struggling financially, make his car payments. FML

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Good Riddance

By JustABarista - 11/03/2017 04:00

Today, while working at Starbucks, an elderly woman came up to me asking to turn up the heat. It was at 73. After explaining to her that corporate all the way across the country controls our heat, she's reporting me to corporate and is insisting I should be fired or she won't ever return. FML

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pkmlove 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:18

wow nice grandma..lol but sry thats hilarious.

Bryan_Z 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:19

tell her in detail what you do to sexy men you like.

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Juno_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:41

I'm so glad I'm Pagan D8

Cantabguy 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:42

#60 Absolutely, if a religious person said "all atheists are going to hell" more people would indeed get angry. This is because "you're going to hell to burn forever in the fires of damnation" is a more extreme statement than "I think you are mentally abnormal". The latter only doubts a person's intellect, whereas the former doubts a person's moral core. "You're going to hell" = "You're a bad person" "You're insane for being religious" = "You're a stupid person"

ryan__h 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:45

#62 This may sound stupid (probably is) but what are the Pagan religion views/beliefs.

Abirys 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:53

your grandma seems nice...

mkebrewers 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 5:01

for the first time in my life, i am putting a justice to LOL and actually laughing audibly at this.

yanksfan19 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 5:02

wow #10s comment is so uneccessary...also this is just a funny old randma moment haha dont take it seriously

ChrsR 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 5:06

HAHA! Funny, seriously. But mean grandma. Maybe she's preparing for hell to?

BaldOuting 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 5:08

haha it's funny how grandmas just throw stuff like that in conversation - no explanation - no hints of these thoughts before...

Indiana_fml 4

Thursday 16 April 2009 5:09

*ROFL* There is hardly anything funnier than an uber-religious grandma. Seriously, this holds so much potential for endless comedic possibilities! Take a look at the site FundiesSayTheDarndestThings if you are in search of inspirations and outlooks ;) #10 Dude, Pascal's Wager has been refuted like - what, 300 years ago? And don't you know that your God is actually the Devil? I mean, you didn't *really* think that serving a jealous, bloodthirsty, misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal mass-murderer would place you on the side of the good and the just, did you? You will get seriously screwed for despising the holy gift of a rational mind...