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Demons

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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Sweltering

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 21:58 - United States - Reno

Today, my grandpa moved into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him, he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia, and he keeps saying he's "freezing" when the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML

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By BOOP - 17/02/2012 13:25 - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 08:35 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

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Hot hot hot

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Steele

Today, after asking my family to quiet down at a restaurant, my mom told me to go outside. In 100+ degree weather. So I did, and after what seemed like an hour, my family ran out screaming because they thought I'd been kidnapped. I nearly got heatstroke to show my family that sensory overload is real. FML

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Sticky situation

By borderlinebaddie - 04/11/2021 14:00

Today, my grandmother, who I live with, turned the heat off in our house because she went through my private, personal notes on how I wanted to spend my paycheck, and she was mad that I used some of it to help the father of my not-yet-born child, who's struggling financially, make his car payments. FML

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Good Riddance

By JustABarista - 11/03/2017 04:00

Today, while working at Starbucks, an elderly woman came up to me asking to turn up the heat. It was at 73. After explaining to her that corporate all the way across the country controls our heat, she's reporting me to corporate and is insisting I should be fired or she won't ever return. FML

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pkmlove 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:18

wow nice grandma..lol but sry thats hilarious.

Bryan_Z 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:19

tell her in detail what you do to sexy men you like.

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fortunecookie_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:03

omg I just started cracking up in a quiet library. this was amazing.

etp3457 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:10

ahahhahahah

raabhimself 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:11

Reminds me of my Grandma, she would put on a fire in the middle of summer, claiming to take the chill off.. Perhaps "hell" is great for old people.

klassic09 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:14

hahaha awkward...

Cantabguy 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:21

#45 if I understand you correctly, then if I were to call someone who is stupid 'stupid' I would be acting immorally. After all, I'm sure they would be hurt/offended by me saying that, which appears to be central to your definition. I don't think such a thing would be immoral, just impolite. Besides, making a sweeping generalisation is not going to offend any rational person. Were they to go up to religious people and call them insane for their beliefs, that still would only be impolite... What this boils down to is that we have freedom of speech, with the exception of hate speech, so the question becomes "Is saying 'Religious people are insane' hateful?", and I don't think it can be considered hateful. In my country at least, hate speech is that which 'intends thereby to stir up hatred', and this does not qualify as such. The poster is entitled to express their opinion, and is certainly not immoral for doing so.

Francis_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:23

wow, i'm pretty sure OP did expect this to become a religious debate.. WWJD people? =)

Francis_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:29

but then again i guess beliefs are too important for us not to speak up about them. the grandma was a little harsh..she could have been nicer about it. Then again, she could have been upset that OP was leaving after such a short time. Idk.

Cormophyte 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:29

Should have spit back "Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself, granny." Maybe I have too much pride, but being old and related to me gives nobody a free pass.

roundyswater 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:31

#56, You're right. I agree, I wouldn't go so far to call it immoral. Impolite, yes. But I still resent that, and I think it is a little intolerant. Of course he is entitled to his opinion, as a Libertarian freedom is my utmost concern. I was simply offended and I believe that if a religious person said that "all atheists are going to hell", more people would get angry with him/her.