Desperate housewife

By lamemom - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Fredericton

Today, my friend saw a stamp on my hand and asked me which club I had gone to last night. I was so desperate to seem cool that I lied, instead of admitting it was actually from a children's play group that I took my kids to. FML
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EverestMelting 23

Hey at least you are a committed parent! That's what you should be proud of rather than disgracing it with a lie! Be proud of your efforts!

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JACKxRAWR 22

The kiddie rave scene is pretty hardcore though

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NotGabe 28

Aww yeah, turnt up at Weenie Hut Jr.

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paigexox0 37

Gettin hella drunk with my main bitch chucky cheese

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babygurll19 10

Chuck E. Cheese* is not a bitch

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DaMann360 19

*Super Weenie Hut Jr. #12

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Mynamewontfi 40

How is "getting wasted" considered cool? Sure, I've been drunk several times, but never to the point that I don't know what I'm doing at that.time. I see no fun or coolness (pretty sure thats no word) in that.

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purebliss_fml 19

if they're a true friend they aren't going to care about whether you have a busy social life or not. Being a great parent is much more admirable anyway. I'm 22 with a kid and totally uninterested in clubs... a night out ends up costing too much anyway. Much rather be at home with my little family!

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Mynamewontfi 40

Commited parents are cool, OP, don't worry.

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highjesus 6

you're a nice mother spending time with your children is very important, you can start getting drunk and partying when they are teengers :)

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HeyTherexxx 21

I would always have to beg my mom to even step foot in some place like that. You're a good mom, OP. Take pride in that. :)

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worldclassrager 39

Living like Katy Perry is not the best thing...

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every1luvsboners 11

Last time I went to a children's play group I came home with my 2nd and 15th constitutional amendments annulled, a felony and I have to register at this state website every so often. Consider yourself lucky.

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gc327072 30

One minute you're having fun, next minute the FBI party can has to come and ruin everything.

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Perry85 42

That's shit isn't funny....and if that IS true why the **** would you post it here?

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Kristoffer 35

You ain't gotta lie to kick it.

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Enslaved 36

I would have thought you were cool by being a great parent for taking your kids to that play group. I know way too many parents that aren't involved with their kids and just keep they plopped in front of a TV screen.

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