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By missPiggy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML

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Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

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By scared shitless in ohio - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Midland

Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML

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Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML

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By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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You deserved it 26 137

Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 066

You deserved it 41 248

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By MaddyN - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

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By jcesom - 29/07/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML

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Night time entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 283

You deserved it 433

That 20%

By MI3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

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You deserved it 2 385

JHPugh 19

Monday 26 October 2015 17:30

Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.

abby1212 27

Monday 26 October 2015 17:31

How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.

Comments

HollyQuinn 21

Monday 26 October 2015 18:20

Report this sexist, rude asshole ASAP!

grjuligrc 8

Monday 26 October 2015 18:23

You should've kicked him in the nuts. He's so rude!

coler_27 11

Monday 26 October 2015 18:28

Anorexia is when you practically starve yourself cause you think your fat when your already too skinny.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 26 October 2015 19:01

Thanks for that Coler_27, just in case nobody knew what it is and doesn't know how to use Google...

DoomedGemini 37

Tuesday 27 October 2015 5:02

Uh, no. Anyone can be anorexic. It's not eating. You don't have to already be skinny, but yes the person will have a warped view of themselves and will always see themselves as fat.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Monday 26 October 2015 18:35

That is just cruel! Report his behavior as it creates hostile work environment for you. Not sure what the laws about it in Norway though.

Eivana 37

Monday 26 October 2015 18:55

Ignore him. He is obviously miserable with his life and wants you to join him.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Monday 26 October 2015 23:24

No, DON'T ignore him. Take it straight to HR.

shepp626 11

Monday 26 October 2015 18:57

Idiotic dickbag level 1000, time to give HR a call.

twinb76 7

Monday 26 October 2015 18:59

HR is your friend. He needs to learn to not be an asshole.

Ilovelife93 9

Monday 26 October 2015 19:07

Oh, gosh OP!!! I had a similar problem when i was at my last job! My now ex best friend was the manager and he thought he could say anything he wanted to me....including racial slurs and nasty personal jokes. He is miserable with his life just as this guy who's harrassing you seems to be! Tell HR! They'll help you! Best wishes, OP!

PotatoesAndCake 26

Monday 26 October 2015 19:09

I would love to give him a big old kick up the ass. With heels.

Gradask 10

Monday 26 October 2015 19:11

You are in Norway and if I remember correctly your unions handle harassment cases so contact them and fix this problem. He shouldnt be dont this and this shouldnt be allowed to go on.