Dirty talk

By awkward - 22/02/2014 05:39 - United States

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Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
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Wakachulak 22

Well, at least you know she hasn't done anything.

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Alyxi 20

are you sure she wasn't just trying to play along?

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DocBastard 38

The first rule of kinky sex: It's only kinky if both people are aware of it. Otherwise it's just mean.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

This is one of the most under-appreciated comments on FML, ever. I lol'ed way too hard at this.

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jonnyboy89 10

hmmm when you ask for a bj does she actually blow air on you???

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mageepaigeee44 15

I thought so too. Her innocence is kind of cute. If I said that I feel like my boyfriend would melt.

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ThatSlappinBass 32

Perhaps she was just trying to role play as someone very innocent? Or she just could be new to dirty talk itself. Either way, OP, I hope it all ended well.

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EphMi 5

ask her, "who's your daddy?"

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Wakachulak 22

It's even creepier when you know what movie it's from.

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worldclassrager 39

Either she is hiding something or don't use that terminology

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vikky538 28

may be she needs some training,.. trial before sex..

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Neoking 4

You never know OP, maybe she's just REALLY good at playing along...

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