Dirty talk

By unlucky_number13 - 14/07/2009 09:41 - United States

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Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML
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henri_fml 0

did you tell him you were saving it to make a blanket for winter?

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vein 0

Ew, thats really gross. Take a bath. :(

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plexico 3

You should have said, "Wait till you see what your going to get when you go down further."

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warhorse57 0

Clean up , you git

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imajinethat 0

I don't think I've ever had belly button lint. I've had toe lint, from socks, but never belly button.

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1234five 0

guessing they're friends with benefits?

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d101_fml 0

To (most of) the comment posters: 1) - Check your own belly button 2) - Realise that you indeed have a little bit of fluff too (how odd?!!?) 3) - Check again in the winter when you have a big jumper on 4) - Realise that you have even more fluff even though you've just had a shower only an hour ago!! 5) - Realise that you are the true definition of a pathetic moron 6) - Try and get a life - read books - move out of America etc etc...

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incalescent 0

Because of course everyone in America is that exact definition of a "pathetic moron", #28? Way to prove cultural superiority with false generalizations. =/

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cindybuzz 5

Why the hell are you so sensitive? Blame your government officials for the bad stereotype you carry. But LOL.

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sika_fml 0

That is odd...THAT THERE IS NONE! First off...he didn't stick his tongue...in her belly button...he just saw it! Second...he said they would continue! He was not grossed out enough to never want to see her again. At least she gets to hook up with her crush as some later date.

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DieterDerBlau 0

HEY, knock off name-calling @ America, or we'll send our troops to your little country and blow you up.

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skullbuster 0

Some feedback to each of your comments: 1) - Check your own belly button I do, as do most people interested in personal hygiene - hence the reason I have not assaulted anyone with belly stank or lint! 2) - Realise that you indeed have a little bit of fluff too (how odd?!!?) Refer to #1. It's called being clean... 3) - Check again in the winter when you have a big jumper on Who the **** wears a jumper? I really hope the toddler set isn't worried about a **** buddy discovering belly fuzz. I'm sorry, out of respect for the OP, I think we are supposed to be calling this guy her 'crush' even though he is clearly a **** buddy. 4) - Realise that you have even more fluff even though you've just had a shower only an hour ago!! You're mental and have a loose grasp of sentence structure. Just because you are catching more fuzz than the lint trap in a clothes dryer does not mean it is an issue for the rest of us. Two free suggestions friend: weight loss and wardrobe change. 5) - Realise that you are the true definition of a pathetic moron Excellent point. You are far superior and we all bow down in front of you... 6) - Try and get a life - read books - move out of America etc etc... You're not being fair. Where do you think all of the free legal, medical, grammar/spelling advice the commenters unload on this site comes from? Of course we have book readers here: John Grisham, Michael Creighton, Style manuals, etc... As for moving out of America, I will tell you that as ****** up as things can be here (we love you anyway Nancy Pelosi, you stupid cracker) I haven't found anything better yet so I'll stay put for now but thanks for the concern.

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myfavoriteplay 0

I don't know why everyone is being so crazy about this lint issue. I never get bellybutton lint, but my boyfriend gets it just from wearing clothes. Some bellybuttons attract fuzz. Pull it out from time to time if it bothers you. Anyway, your crush is a jerk, and it's good that he's shown you this so you can move on to someone who is worth it.

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diet_otaku 0

how is he a jerk? he DID say he wanted to continue...

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blue8795 0

I don't see why everyone is saying she deserves it. It's just a piece of fuzz that accumulates throughout the day. If she was wearing a certain type of shirt, it happens. It doesn't imply that the OP doesn't shower. If he's grossed out by that, what's he going to do when they go further? Sounds temperamental, too.

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zerkabaius 0

I shower every day and I still get lint occasionally in my belly button. I guess I most not know how to shower properly judging by all the comments here

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plethora 3

Everyone gets a little bit, but it should not be as much as this FML implies.

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