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Disinformation

By zzyx - 22/09/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML

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By wellhellothere - 17/04/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML

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By rimenrezon - 06/01/2015 14:10 - United States - Tampa

Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML

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By stepknee - 14/10/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML

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By YoshiSqu4d - 03/07/2019 14:01

Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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By Drill Drilled - 15/04/2015 22:12 - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML

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Tuesday 22 September 2009 9:33

I'm going to assume she was lying and was the one who stole your stuff, right? I've never heard of inspections during fire drills... anyway, hopefully you remember what she looks like for a good police sketch.

AeryFairy 10

Tuesday 22 September 2009 9:33

That's a bit of a dumb thing to say on a website called '**** my life'...

Comments

akshar 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 2:03

Hell ya that was definitely her fault cuz they have keys to everyones room why the fk would they want u to leave it open.

CountDuk 5

Wednesday 23 September 2009 5:04

May I ask you what the lady might have looked like? If she was your RA, I would think that you would know what she looked like... or am I wrong?

MetaCyanide 8

Wednesday 23 September 2009 4:14

Yeah I agree. They would have the keys. Also, why the hell would they do an inspection during a fire drill...

srgntawesome 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 6:53

Dumbfuck

srak 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 7:47

good thing you have insurance right?...right!?

derektrzos 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:51

in the dorms i have lived in you were told to leave your doors open during a fire drill as well. nothing ever got stolen but it was a very unconfrotable.

nishman686 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 23:30

who cares, just keep your door locked

PCessna 0

Friday 25 September 2009 23:04

I would have been like "I call bullshit" and went back and locked my door if I already didn't do so.

spillproof 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 7:55

you have a shyt load of stuff to learn about college! RAs have keys and by order of the fire marshal loc your door when you leave!

Britainy1017 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:31

Yeahhh I'm pretty sure this wouldn't happen, because during fire drills there aren't normally random people in the hallways. In fact, even on normal days there aren't random people in dorms unless they're the maintenance people. There are cameras in the hallways so they would have been able to catch whoever it was... and not to mention.... if there is anyone left in the building after the fire drill, they would lose their job. If a normal person was left in there you risk being kicked out of housing. The fact that you don't say it was the janitor and you just say "a lady in the hallway" told you to leave your door unlocked.... yeahh I'm calling bullshit on this one. I've suffered through many a dormitory fire drill.