Miscellaneous: Disinformation

Disinformation

By zzyx - 22/09/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML

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By wellhellothere - 17/04/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML

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By rimenrezon - 06/01/2015 14:10 - United States - Tampa

Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML

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By stepknee - 14/10/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML

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By YoshiSqu4d - 03/07/2019 14:01

Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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By Drill Drilled - 15/04/2015 22:12 - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML

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null_fml 11

Tuesday 22 September 2009 9:33

I'm going to assume she was lying and was the one who stole your stuff, right? I've never heard of inspections during fire drills... anyway, hopefully you remember what she looks like for a good police sketch.

AeryFairy 10

Tuesday 22 September 2009 9:33

That's a bit of a dumb thing to say on a website called '**** my life'...

Comments

PennyAnna 3

Tuesday 22 September 2009 10:39

Strangely enough I read this just after coming in from a fire alarm. FYL cause they suck enough as it is.

WonderBlunder 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 10:47

YDI for believing there'd be inspections during firedrills.

airplanefood 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 10:55

My university always has inspections during a fire drill.

1ParanoidAndroid 7

Tuesday 22 September 2009 10:57

That really sucks. I hope you reported this. I don't understand why so many people think this person deserved this though. School just started and I doubt anyone would be familiar enough with all the dorm policies to know this was a scam.

FinnGirl12 2

Tuesday 22 September 2009 17:02

The first day I came to college, we got a talk about dorm rules, and they specifically told us never to keep our doors unlocked if there isn't at least one person in the room, including during fire drills. That's typically something colleges try to stress.

Peroxide 3

Tuesday 22 September 2009 11:24

Nerd: Oh, don't worry Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves. Snake: Uh, wallet inspector! Nerd: Oh, here you go. I believe that's all in order. Snake: Wow, I can't believe that worked! (runs away) Homer: Hey wait a minute… that's not the wallet inspector!

star_boy 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 11:50

Dude, YDI for believing her. But FYL for losing your stuff.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 11:58

1) If it's a drill, they wouldn't bust your door just for a drill, so lock it anyway. 2) If it was true, they would have told you guys in advance, hence locking the door since it's not a true drill. It's still an FYL, but there's some YDI in it for trusting random burglars in the corridors. Was she by any chance walking in the opposite direction of the people evacuating...?