Doggy dog world

By FidoForever - 20/06/2017 22:00

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Today, my wife and I had to rush our dog to the vet for a $700 emergency surgery. The x-ray showed that he had eaten a vibrating cock ring. I've never bought or owned one, so now I've got to deal with the vet bill and lawyer's fees for my soon-to-be ex-wife. FML
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burnforeternity 30

As hard as this would be to explain you should give her one chance to try to explain, if it doesn't add up, take it all, nobody deserves to be cheated on

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elementalblood 26

She COULD have been planning on surprising you with it to "spice up the bedroom," as it were.

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dont_know_what_to_put_here 1

take EVERYTHING, nobody deserves to be cheated on.

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heavenlyassbutt 11

Dogs have a tendency to eat the weirdest thing and they found them at the dumbest place. Give her a chance to explain.

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