Don't be this guy!

By clueless - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say, "Nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out. It took me three months to figure that out. FML
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Akerra89 14

That sucks! Well I'd ask her out to dinner all the same

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f0xr0t 8

its a bit obvious that she wanted to go out with you, try to make it better maby buy her a bouquet of flowers?

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MelTheGreat 23

Better late than never, but never late is better.

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Gremlinek 16

Oh that one is right on top of woman dictionary: "Nothing" means something and you better figure it out quick.

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worldclassrager 39

Well I figured that would be a given...but what do I know? Well now you know...just hope she isn't taken you got all summer to work on kt

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eatmor2 9

You sir, are an idiot

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cberry427 8

I think it's a bit harsh to call him an idiot, but it's fair to say he may be a wee bit dense, romantically speaking anyway

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asparagus12 21

I can see why you didn't have plans for Valentine's Day.

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mokka44 8

Don't feel bad. You probably figured it out before I would have. :)

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foxwasalamb 24

you should explain it to her. i would find it cute and endearing.

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foxwasalamb 24

it could be the beginning to a really cute story when people ask how you two met!

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olpally 32

Same thing has happened to me several times! Ugh, I feel your pain.

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peggscott 14

All joking aside, are you slightly autistic or something?... I would think a sign like that would be a given...

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