Miscellaneous: Don't let them get you down

Don't let them get you down

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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By paris78 - 18/10/2009 00:04 - Canada

Today, a person came into McDonald's, where I work. They ordered a happy meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was for their child, who wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was for a boy or a girl, they said the toy was for them. I still had to ask if it was for a boy or a girl. FML

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By icarlymom - 05/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

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Fine, let her catch something

By JackG - 03/03/2010 01:20 - United States

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML

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By NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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Clever boy

By NewlyChildaphobic - 17/11/2009 14:50 - Ireland

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 20:01

Today, I was excited to go to a Japanese restaurant for my birthday. When the chef started doing tricks however, my spoiled brat of a sister started screaming and crying in terror. My parents insisted we leave and go to McDonald's because she was upset. She's 11. FML

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Inappropriate

By Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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jillianmathers12 13

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:30

That is so sad! I hope you complained to the manager!

AubreyDucrat 8

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:31

You need to call corporate cause even adults are allowed to order and enjoy the happy meal. They'll give you a free meal

Comments

omzz05 2

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:35

Your soft for not speaking up nd saying its for your daughter softys

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:48

Your insult would be taken more seriously if you knew how you spell your words the right way. Uneducated failure.

omzz05 2

Tuesday 3 April 2012 23:13

Correct me on my spelling you goof what am I In English class gooff

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 3 April 2012 23:22

Funny, I'm in English class too, but at least I take the time to write better in order to be taken serious.

divaboots 8

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:35

Strange, seeing as I'm 18 and got MLP toys.

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:35

So, you had to explain to your sick daughter that you were unable to explain about your sick daughter?

Dimence 9

Tuesday 3 April 2012 23:29

Win.

btstig 11

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:35

That's crap. Hope she gets better soon.

Jason199615 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:35

Were the highschool girls attractive?

dunmiff 4

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:36

You just got told what to do by high school girls. Pathetic. I hope your daughter grows up to have more of a backbone than you.

inferiarmy 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:37

What bitches

txgirl09 5

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:39

Did you go through the drive through? I've ordered happy meals that way and gotten the toy without any issue.

lilacgold 16

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:40

FYL for being subjected to those dumb bitches, but explaining that it's for your kid isn't hard. I'm sure even they get the concept of buying food for another person...

Freenow_fml 5

Tuesday 3 April 2012 23:08

What d'you mean "even them" ? We're not dumber than anyone else ! At least we have a job that pays the bills ! And the job is nit as easy at it seems. You do it, then you criticize. I find your comment very offensive, like many others on this page.