Don't scratch every itch

By Anonymous - 27/05/2012 14:19 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
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missamerica95 0

People these days. Seriously? If you're old enough to have sex then you should be old enough to work through petty arguments. Grow up.

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deusbag 5

Sounds pretty lame. Work out your problems, then you can say doesn't matter, had sex

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idoam 8

Now you can act out a real scenario of hot make-up sex.

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SluggerJ 7

It's imaginary so three way & you'd still have sex OP.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Says the guy with psyduck as his picture.

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Halti 4

Says the guy who actually knows what Pokemon that is.

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weepingangel_fml 7

I guess you should leave in the middle of the night then.

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kbt13 0

Overall societal stupidity is growing exponentially, soon there'll be no escape.

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Unless we put all the stupid people on one biiiiiiig island right now... with just one very sharp axe... >:)

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phatdaddy62 23

How about Australia? Commence with the thumbs down?

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unknown_user5566 26

Well, duh. Haven't you ever seen Idiocracy? :)

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downtime 12

77, Don't worry, most of them can stay. It's almost a flawless plan...:P

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KriiFahMoro 9

77 - They'd already be in the right place.

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ManInTheMachine 19

....and then you woke up in jail, drenched in sweat, cuts and bruises littering your face. You taste the tequila on your tongue. And then it all floods back: The girl at the club was real. You walked in on her and your boyfriend, got into an argument, and duked it out with the girl. Your boyfriend had to call the cops on your drunken brawl, and you ended up in jail, the girl in the next cell over. Sucks OP! Hope your boyfriend can bail you out. ;)

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Il_Maestro 6

If that's the case, which girl does he bail out?

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shaddol3lade 7

Good idea: don't roleplay a scene where there could be others involved that don't exist

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ICastillo 24

Talk about playing the role. **** I don't know where I was going with this comment..

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Epikouros 31

So you were jealous when he looked at the imaginary girl? Have you told your therapist?

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