Don't scratch every itch

By Anonymous - 27/05/2012 14:19 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
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missamerica95 0

People these days. Seriously? If you're old enough to have sex then you should be old enough to work through petty arguments. Grow up.

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Raxier2112 6

Maybe cause he feels guilty that he actually did it with some girl from a club before

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wmkaz 4

I feel significantly less intelligent for reading about something so incredibly stupid.

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Hikarishimizu 13

having read about* wow, you must be right about that loss of intelligence there.

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klovemachine 24

Doesn't matter no sex :D

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NoReservations 9

Acting out a one night stand= two characters? Where did the imaginary girl come in?

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isamisis 9

Lame. If you're old enough for sex then you're old enough to stop pretending!

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winterlies 8

you're obviously not old enough to know about sex, since roleplay is a pretty common form of foreplay.

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tygrr13 4

That is actually an EPIC FAIL! That's the lamest fight I've ever heard

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DogReypistPANDA 6

I could really see this happening with me and my girlfriend...

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