Double sus

By Turnipseed3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML
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saksxalmo 20

Aw, I'm so sorry OP. :( Maybe you should ask him about it? You never know.

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ColorfulSmiles 7

I'm sorry :/ feel better though & have a safe pregnancy ! Take care of the baby :)

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PurpleBerry13 3

Omg ! Maybe he bought them for you and you forgot ? I dont know but good luck with the baby (:

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LadyGore 12

Your baby's daddy is an asshat. But it could possibly be a present he bought for you?

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felisaa 5

Why would they have a babysitter if shes still pregnant? It's nice that you're trying to make the situation lighter but being cheated on while you're pregnant must be the WORST feeling ever.

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LO388 7

Pretty tough for a grandma to get pregnant Noor ;)

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Trisha_aus 15

I wonder what his explanation was...

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felisaa 5

Ohh, that makes sense sorry i didn't read that one(:

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tony1891 22

and I'm sure his response was....Oh. I bought them for you as a surprise right? and then they don't fit. damn.

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eddyg94 11

are you sure the baby's yours????

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perdix 29

She could be a surrogate carrying another woman's fertilized egg.

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AliSama 17

rofl! wow! You made me laugh so hard! I don't know to upvote for making me laugh this hard or downvote for being dumb as a doornail for asking a pregnant woman if she is sure the child she is carrying is hers.

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eddyg94 11

In hindsight, sarcasm is difficult to relate through text.

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iwadasn 32

But it's quite easy to say something stupid and then try to pretend you were being sarcastic when everyone calls you out on it.

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ThatKidTyler 6

Is it now common for men to have babies?

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TarieBoo 2

she stole the baby and put it in her stomach to hide it -___-

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kimmi41509 10

Judging by the "94" in his username, he would be either 17 or 18. So he's old enough to be on this site. Smart enough though, not too sure about that.

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DollyDope 17

I'm going to exhibit some faith in EddyG and believe that he was joking. :P Better call Maury !!

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KuchkaNumberOne 2

Pretty sure he's referencing a previous FML. Calm down, kids.

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eddyg94 11

Right, I am frankly amazed that anyone took that seriously. It either highlights a deep cynicism of the public towards characters unknown, or a realistic fear born from genuine depression in average intelligence. Or a combination. Anyway I hope I'm subtly reinforcing my credibility; to confirm, I am not a ******* retard. Did no one think that the four question marks were excessive?????

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dollyicious 1

Cut him some slack, he was clearly joking!!

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kirrra 11

how does questioning her fiance, and father of her unborn child, handing her lacy underwear which do not belong to her, make her a beggar exactly?

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