Double sus

By Turnipseed3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 308
You deserved it 3 164
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saksxalmo 20

Aw, I'm so sorry OP. :( Maybe you should ask him about it? You never know.

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ColorfulSmiles 7

I'm sorry :/ feel better though & have a safe pregnancy ! Take care of the baby :)

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TheDrifter 23

I'm getting the feeling a lot of people are unfamiliar with the contents of their underwear drawer. FHL, he's gonna suffer for this lapse of judgement either way.

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hilary56 0

MAYBE they're new and he just bought them for you ;)

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Blooblibloo 4

I am so sorry :/ I really hope that there is an other explanation for that.

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perdix 29

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fgsuperman 20

Well, isn't that a rosy outlook on the process leading up to the miracle of birth. Are you trying to shame her for being pregnant, or what?

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amandajlucas2015 2

And I'm sure ur single

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fgsuperman 20

I certainly hope so. Also, #39, you do realise that the, as you put it, 'nagging fat lady who ***** herself' phase will eventually give way to the 'OMG I HAVE A CHILD AWESOME' phase, right?

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Colonel_Lexi 18

Perdix, that was pretty harsh.

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soldiat_fml 17

Perdix, you're an idiot.

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perdix 29

Oh, c'mon, people! I was just kidding. If you take me seriously, you've got problems. Superman, that's no way to try to get laid, stabbin' a bro in the back.

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DespairFaction 11

I don't know how you could have taken that comment seriously.

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fgsuperman 20

I took it seriously because there was no indication it was a joke - it just seemed mean-spirited. I did think, "Isn't this Perdix quite a popular character around here? Would he really say that and mean it?" and I guess the answer is no...but it's stil a horribly failed joke.

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mandacakes12 2

Time to go on Maury..

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The_Hitdude 12

A pregnant woman choking her husband with the mistress' lingere? I'll watch it.

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mandacakes12 2

I was thinking of saying that, but this way she can get a lie detector test. (:

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Marteeny23 19

Nah definitely the Steve Wilcos Show.

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Llamacod 11

Not really #20, unless granny had a hysterectomy its possible for granny to be pregnant depending, of course, on the age

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wannabeafreebee 3

Dang.... Are you leaving him?? And he got you pregnant...what a ass..

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Dnigz13 4

Are you sure they're not a pair thy you just forgot about? My ex gf had a pair at the bottom of here drawer she forgot about and thought they were some1 else's until she remembered they were hers about 4daya later

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Briiyahh 7

Dump him like NOW

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clairec_fml 0

Aww im sorry just ask him about it

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