Love: Downhill

Downhill

By worthless - 03/04/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 119

You deserved it 19 393

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 771

You deserved it 4 541

Hate sex

By xenutja - 29/01/2021 13:02 - United States - Amery

Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 087

You deserved it 170

By Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 531

You deserved it 13 713

Let's say, hypothetically…

By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 857

You deserved it 3 870

By Anonymous - 11/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 478

You deserved it 1 484

By smashleighfig - 08/03/2010 05:14 - France

Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 112

You deserved it 3 630

Bloggers gonna blog

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 920

You deserved it 204

Ouch…

By Istilllovehim - 18/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Hampton

Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 396

You deserved it 150

By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 250

You deserved it 38 810

Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 053

You deserved it 1 438

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Sunday 3 April 2011 5:59

He is going overboard, but relationships won't work if the sex isn't there for both.

xeldawyn 14

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:02

Why were you reading his diary?

Comments

uncbballwins 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:06

YDI for reading his diary and not being horny

britt93 7

Tuesday 12 April 2011 18:38

I freaking love your pic!

marmar94 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:08

leave him!

Blondiebee88 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:10

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Show it anyway

uncbballwins 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:14

What the ****'s wrong with a dude having a diary?

sammieInsanityy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:19

YDI for snooping, but **** him good c;

Mr_Darkside 5

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:22

wow

platypus546 24

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:46

agreed.

CitrusGirl 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:08

Not snooping since he was posting it online.

chrisauh 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:33

161, idiot yes it is...

CitrusGirl 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:27

165, if he's posting it online he's giving everyone and their grandmothers access to it. If he didn't want OP to read it he shouldn't have put it online.

MechEng11 6

Monday 4 April 2011 18:14

I kind of agree, although tactfully I would suggest the relationship is already dead.

spicyauburn 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:21

you gotta help a brotha out

OMG_N3RD 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:22

Yep

theluckygirl28 8

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:25

Ouch! I'm sorry! He should be open with you about how he feels though...

perdix 29

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:25

One symptom of blue balls is irritability. Now, do your girlfriend job and give the man some relief. If you want to hang on to him, even when you're not "in the mood," you're going to have to suck it up . . . literally.

simplylost643 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 8:43

Amen, perdix! Let the Word be spread! Unfortunatly it appears that a good majority of women feel that if they're not "in the mood", then a man wanting sex is tatamount to rape.

Picking_Kuppies 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:05

How is a man being horny the same as sexual assault? If he keeps persistently asking for sex no matter how many times she says no, he's just annoying (and soon to be single). If he forces the sex upon her, it's rape. It seems a majority of FML commenters over-use the word "rape" and don't know what the **** it really is.