Drink up

By ugh!! - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I felt I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML
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Ole_Stinker 0

Had you gotten out of bed you probably would have stomped on it anyway.

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Dr_Phil 0

Wow, that was pretty stupid.

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skullbashd 3

yeH h on 9 11 I was guuna go to twin but was lazy and said screw it I'll do it tomorrow nit like a plane will crash into them

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kissMyAsss_fml 0

That is repulsive. How bad did your room smell when you woke up, sicko?

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pineapplemilda 0

do you honestly not understand that?

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ilovepandaz 2

this is why I dont drink

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SilverStarr 7

What a pathetic excuse. Seriously. Are you retarded...? Get a grip....

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woahbro2slow 0

had you said "today I got a little too drunk, and decided to sleep it off. i puked on my $1000 laptop in my sleep. FML" I would've cared. but now I just think you're ******* stupid

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