Dogs and Animals: Dusty Springboard

Dusty Springboard

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML

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You deserved it 7 935

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By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

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You deserved it 2 369

By PuppyLove2009 - 13/11/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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What happened here?

By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML

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You deserved it 334

By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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You deserved it 419

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 305

By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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You deserved it 437

By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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You deserved it 2 913

Good boy

By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 5 963

By Urinator - 16/09/2015 18:26 - United Kingdom - Inchture

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML

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You deserved it 1 915

aback 4

Wednesday 1 July 2009 12:16

At least you can sweep her up and re-package them.

LMAO_over_here 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 12:32

Wow #4 that's pretty disgusting...

Comments

MoonTiger 4

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:38

I'm sorry to say it, but YDI for not putting that pack to some place the dog can't reach...

Jord111222333 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 18:30

y is ur grandmother in a BAG? and not am ern......... ydi

sublime93 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:36

*urn

sgn12345 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 18:31

Cremate the dog and send THAT to her!

SuperSpore 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:53

What the hell man? What's wrong with you?!

ADOG2645 17

Monday 21 March 2016 13:17

Dude, wtf

baydestrian_girl 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:20

awe thats horrible!

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:05

There's been a few relative's ashes fmls on here recently. Not sure if I belive them all....

treli1593 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:16

shoot the dog. and now let the angry comments come in =]

Xero3g 5

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:47

SweetieLish 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 21:09

Why would they just put the ashes in just a plastic bag? And why did you put it where the dog could get it? I thought they put ashes (or bone fragments) in urns and super-sealed them shut so no one could get it open without some serious trying....and since dogs don't have thumbs, I think it would be hard to get the top off...