Dogs and Animals: Dusty Springboard

Dusty Springboard

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML

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You deserved it 7 935

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By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

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You deserved it 2 369

By PuppyLove2009 - 13/11/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML

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You deserved it 3 871

By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 907

You deserved it 3 351

What happened here?

By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 014

You deserved it 334

By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 190

You deserved it 419

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 305

By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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You deserved it 437

By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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You deserved it 2 913

Good boy

By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 331

You deserved it 5 963

By Urinator - 16/09/2015 18:26 - United Kingdom - Inchture

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML

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You deserved it 1 915

aback 4

Wednesday 1 July 2009 12:16

At least you can sweep her up and re-package them.

LMAO_over_here 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 12:32

Wow #4 that's pretty disgusting...

Comments

testing_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:13

if this is true, i'm so sorry

fegd 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 7:43

I'm sorry, you kinda deserved it for having a dog and leaving it alone. What did you expect would happen? I'll never get people who leave irrational animals alone and then post FMLs about the shit those animals did.

frickity 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 7:52

I'm going to say FYL because you can't control a dog whilst in the shower, but you should have handled the ashes more carefully, ESPECIALLY if you thought it might be an issue. Put the ashes on a counter top and if it's a big dog, in the refrigerator or take it into your room or whatever. Idk, I'm sure there is more than one room in your house to which you could have stored said ashes and closed the door. Too bad though, frillz.

princesskitten 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:30

YDI for not training your dog better, and for leaving something so important where your dog could get to it, knowing he was untrained.

youtakefatdumps 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:06

I would have made a quick fire and used the ashes from there... No one would have ever noticed. It's not like your aunt would have opened the jar every day mourning her ashes