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By XxtentaculonxX - 08/12/2012 22:52 - United Kingdom - Oban

Today, I was chatting to a friend on Facebook about girls, and why we're single. We somehow ended up admitting to one another that we'd never get girlfriends, finding out that we both like hentai porn, and trading info on Japanese sex toys. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Zephyric - 02/02/2010 06:57 - United States

Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML

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Pervy

By textraped - 16/03/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

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Addicted to love

By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 20:00

Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML

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What is the real feeling?

By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 05:15

Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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BFF

By imabadperson - 06/03/2010 12:24 - United States

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML

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Gamer girl woes

By justanothergamergirl - 17/04/2019 20:00

Today, and for the past two weeks, I decided to try online gaming, as it's something I've never done before. I already have a creep stalking me because I mentioned I was single and he's a horny virgin. Remind me never to talk about my lack of love life online again. FML

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By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 18:02 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML

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By automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Sunday 9 December 2012 3:09

And that's why...

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Sunday 9 December 2012 3:10

What. The. ****?

Comments

dwc2134 5

Sunday 9 December 2012 4:35

Oh, for ***** sake, there are far worse things than being "abnormal", and it is not what is keeping you single. Either there is something really wrong with you or you just haven't found the right ones yet. I put my oddities away for a lot of relationships and only ended up unhappy in them. Finally found a girl who had similar strange likes, and was similarly sexual, and we were great together. We ended up breaking up due to personal problems in her life, not due to either of our weird tastes in ****, sex, television, or anything else. You can find someone.

linnie_wesker 20

Sunday 9 December 2012 4:54

I see nothing wrong with this.

kemando 22

Sunday 9 December 2012 11:02

You also see nothing wrong with ciel wearing a dress. Lol, I like hentai and black butler but anything trap related... Or yaoi, at all, some things just can't be unseen.

devrock 2

Sunday 9 December 2012 5:01

Turn off your computers and get the f out of your parents' basements.

krissyXmurphy 5

Sunday 9 December 2012 5:03

you have no life...

ThatChick151 2

Sunday 9 December 2012 5:05

What did I just read?!

AznSamoan52 10

Sunday 9 December 2012 5:12

You read an FML, ma'am.

iBeast101 5

Sunday 9 December 2012 5:10

Damn, that's sad.

nukeacat 9

Sunday 9 December 2012 5:12

Time to date your right hand

jbsington 8

Sunday 9 December 2012 15:34

Maybe you can name it Midori...

olpally 32

Sunday 9 December 2012 5:17

You and your friend need to get out more. Lol, that's pretty pathetic.

Wayne913 13

Sunday 9 December 2012 5:19

This really isn't that bad. There is worse **** out there, two girls one cup for instance. As long as you are still trying to get out there and find a real girl, have at it.

upsidedownn 8

Sunday 9 December 2012 6:02

To each their own. I can admit to liking kinky things- so no judgement. There are too many people out there to not find at least ONE with similar interests. I found one. Don't give up. ;)