EMMA, GET BACK HERE, NOW!
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come onnnnnnnn people do that all the time...at least it wasn't "pass the pills emma"
YDI for hanging out with losers.
so, it happens all the time!
Its funny how paranoid parents can be. "Where's the last lot of money I gave you gone? Are you buying drugs?!?!" Maybe the last lot when in the petrol tank when you asked me to go fill it up >.
me and my friends do that to each other all the time. you can tell who's parents are stupid that way.
Usually if it's a friend who's a chick, I say, "Come back into bed!" Or, "You left your thong in my room again!"
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better than " spread them wider baby"
haha who gives a shit my friends say that all the time. that's Nothing to post about so stop bitching YDI