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By sad and hungry - 06/06/2015 14:37 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

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You deserved it 6 577

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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You deserved it 3 090

What just happened?

By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML

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You deserved it 130

By burgerpants - 08/05/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was feeling down so I thought I'd order a burger to cheer myself up. The website I ordered from featured Instagram pics of their customers. My ex and the guy she cheated on me with were front and center. FML

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You deserved it 314

Thanks!

By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

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You deserved it 352

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

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You deserved it 9 764

By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 984

You deserved it 3 041

By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 387

You deserved it 2 608

By Musicfreak - 18/12/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 627

You deserved it 30 796

Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 1 275

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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You deserved it 4 586

Novadi 22

Sunday 7 June 2015 12:36

You should leave an anonymous note on her doorstep the next day saying "I hope you enjoyed the pizza, I added something special on it that you'll find... interesting"

Malahkaa 19

Sunday 7 June 2015 12:27

They probably didn't eat it wondering what you had done to it....

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 7 June 2015 13:51

Never pay via credit card for things like that...lesson learned...but maybe the pizza could mend the relationship? I doubt it though

abNormal62 23

Sunday 7 June 2015 14:27

Honey thanks for the twelve slice with everything! It's just the way I like it. You really know me and care about me, don't you? Maybe I was over reacting to finding you in bed with that other girl, the teenage boy and that sheep! You probably were just working out that physics problem in a more comfortable room. I want you back....

SadSouthernBell 18

Sunday 7 June 2015 14:32

Somebody's feeling a touch cynical this morning.

gintwinsmoore 20

Tuesday 9 June 2015 14:36

then why comment at all if you doubt them getting back together?

AyeJay101 25

Sunday 7 June 2015 14:04

So like, invite me over well eat pizza together! And talk about how much of a (enter degrading name here) your ex was! Then laugh as to why you ever dated them.

mwali02 32

Sunday 7 June 2015 14:07

Probably one of the saddest FMLs I've ever read. So sorry OP. :(

Aerok 7

Sunday 7 June 2015 19:34

You must have not read too many

ApplePie1994 27

Sunday 7 June 2015 14:13

Run to his house and steal back yo pizza.

Dexter83_fml 17

Sunday 7 June 2015 14:20

Ouch

EarlFug 19

Sunday 7 June 2015 15:02

Take it! Take another little pizza my heart, now baby! - J. Joplin

eski2015 22

Sunday 7 June 2015 15:55

Terrible pun honestly just like pizza it was to cheesy

EarlFug 19

Sunday 7 June 2015 17:42

No need to be so crusty..

gintwinsmoore 20

Tuesday 9 June 2015 14:38

#30, it's "too"!

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 7 June 2015 15:14

This sort of thing is why I never pre pay when I order pizza online. If it ends up at the wrong address, at least I don't end up paying for it.

Noki234 9

Sunday 7 June 2015 15:36

You should send him another pizza, but make it an expensive order and don't prepay.

iAmDictionary 13

Sunday 7 June 2015 16:04

Just call in and order. I work at a pizza joint and they always charge you more for the same food online.

ftloosenfanzfree 7

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:01

I've always found the opposite. They really encourage you to order online (when I call the number the hold message is basically just someone saying how much easier it is to order online) and I've used many coupons and discounts that are *only* available online.