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By sad and hungry - 06/06/2015 14:37 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

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You deserved it 6 577

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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You deserved it 3 090

What just happened?

By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML

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You deserved it 130

By burgerpants - 08/05/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was feeling down so I thought I'd order a burger to cheer myself up. The website I ordered from featured Instagram pics of their customers. My ex and the guy she cheated on me with were front and center. FML

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You deserved it 314

Thanks!

By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks 116

You deserved it 352

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 943

You deserved it 9 764

By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 984

You deserved it 3 041

By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 387

You deserved it 2 608

By Musicfreak - 18/12/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 627

You deserved it 30 796

Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 1 275

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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You deserved it 4 586

Novadi 22

Sunday 7 June 2015 12:36

You should leave an anonymous note on her doorstep the next day saying "I hope you enjoyed the pizza, I added something special on it that you'll find... interesting"

Malahkaa 19

Sunday 7 June 2015 12:27

They probably didn't eat it wondering what you had done to it....

Comments

vinnerator 7

Monday 8 June 2015 0:44

sharing is caring

ham_spam 17

Monday 8 June 2015 2:33

Sharing is caring is the gayest thing I've ever heard go to the pizza place demand another pizza and if they don't give it to u jump over the counter and make it urself

Amorettex 19

Monday 8 June 2015 3:51

Should of text her/call her and say bring me my pizza hoe

ProSwimmerFL 16

Monday 8 June 2015 3:56

I'll be your X OP I love free pizza

Malecent 13

Wednesday 10 June 2015 1:52

#55 what is tumblr?

gabagabaheyu 10

Monday 8 June 2015 4:36

let us hope it gave your ex the pizza *****

calerino 8

Monday 8 June 2015 8:05

Don't you pay when it arrives .-.

lalaney 14

Monday 8 June 2015 21:29

Sorry to be insensitive OP, but this is the perfect example of an FML. It's sad, it's relatable, it's funny, and it's unexpected. Masterpiece.

gintwinsmoore 20

Tuesday 9 June 2015 14:32

go get your pizza!!!

ftloosenfanzfree 7

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:03

If it's at all reassuring it's very possible he didn't get to enjoy the pizza either! I once tried to surprise my boyfriend with a pizza while he was studying for finals and he sent the pizza guy away because he hadn't ordered anything. And just last week a confused pizza guy showed up at our house at night with a pizza and we told him we didn't order anything.