Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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EdenCrystal 21

This isn't really relevant but next time he does this you should say "Fine, then can you give me one?" and see his reaction

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MikeyLean 8

What that mouth do!!! *lil duval voice*

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Wyatttramantano 11

Damn he rejected he must have gone a week without sleep or something

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jessicab72 16

You probably give terrible blow jobs. Never had my husband refuse one.

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themetalstickman 19

It may surprise you to learn that guys aren't as sex-crazed as we are portrayed.

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Axel5238 29

Agreed, the idea guys are perpetually in the mood or jump at mention of boobs is terrible. My ex was down right creepy I had a sinus infection she knew that and was surprised I didn't feel like sex. Yes, because nothing helps the mood like hacking up balls for phlegm or just after eating. Yes, knocking around the the contents of a full stomach sounds wonderful, even mores when it potentially leads to throwing up.

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NyxWrath 20

guys are allowed to say no to a ******* honey, he could have been nicer when saying no.. but give it another go in the morning, ******** can be done at any point of the day, but better when he's in the mood

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hey11 1

If he does that one more time, you better break up with him:)

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graphicstyle7 17

There's no excuse for that kind of rudeness. Seriously, that's way, way too harsh of a response. Unless there was a fight before that you did not mention, I'd say dump him, because it's not going to get any better if he thinks that is appropriate. Also, what did you do when he said that? I would of raised hell. I'm polite and considerate, I expect it in return.

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ostfaiz 18

FYL...whatever d reason is!

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