Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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EdenCrystal 21

This isn't really relevant but next time he does this you should say "Fine, then can you give me one?" and see his reaction

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monagro 22

I presume you've never denied sex to him?

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ridl_14 3

Are you really calling this girl a **** for offering her partner a ********? Good luck with your future wife/girlfriend who you'd presumably need to hate sex, ya freak

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ridl_14 3

Unless you're a girl, in which case, good luck being single and celibate forever if you've got so many issues with sex...ya freak

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morpanda 9

I'd say he's perfect... I'd rather snuggle than get a ******** if I was a guy.. I'd call you a **** and tell you to find a man ***** for you, not me...

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Thatguy334 7

Maybe you suck at ********?

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RainbowBitch15 11

My fiancé said, "What an idiot." about your boyfriend declining the *******. xD

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shufflyn 16

tell him **** no next time he wants one.

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Hackzorer 8

I wouldn't want one because then I would feel disgusted if I kissed her ever again

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meatpop1965 3

Either he was real tired or maybe turning gay or you just suck at giving blow jobs

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