Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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EdenCrystal 21

This isn't really relevant but next time he does this you should say "Fine, then can you give me one?" and see his reaction

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mansfield_j 27

What?? I'm 19 and I've been graduated for a year, who's still in high school at 19???

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Sirriddler 3

Sorry to disappoint but when a man turns down no strings head, your relationship is dead in the water.

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SirTalkaton 22

Either you give real bad ******** or your boyfriends the worlds biggest idiot.

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Yousaho 10

Ok. Where are all these I woke up and want to suck you off girls(awesome). And who are these dudes that say **** no to surprise head?!

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Pepn_Fresh 14

if you ever want to leave him, im sure you could find another guy who would gladly accept a ******* and return the favor as well

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dcb132z 17

What guy would not want a ******** at any time (unless its like a funeral or something like that)

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