Cats, Neighbours and Animals: Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

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Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

By kitty - 11/11/2012 10:10 - Australia

Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML

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By HereKittyKitty - 01/12/2013 20:27 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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Cheat!

By cat lady - 07/01/2016 03:38 - United States - Netcong

Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By I’ll never see them again - 13/10/2022 08:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my cat tried to escape when I opened my front door. I noticed that whenever I start babbling and making random sounds, he stops dead and just stares at me in confusion, before walking back in. With my luck, however, this time my neighbor heard everything. They walked quickly away, as if they'd seen a ghost. FML

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By Wow - 01/08/2015 19:06 - United States - Sanford

Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML

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By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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Long day

By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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tmaq973 7

Sunday 11 November 2012 17:06

What a catastrophe!

gc327072 30

Sunday 11 November 2012 17:06

Are you kitten me?

Comments

gracehi 31

Sunday 11 November 2012 17:19

Cheated on by a cat. That's a new low. Guess your neighbor satisfies the pussy in ways you can't.

LMFAOwned 9

Sunday 11 November 2012 17:25

Step it up, OP. Time to get the expensive kind of cat food.

doglover100 28

Sunday 11 November 2012 17:33

Just keep her in and make her love you.

Deirdre_Curry 4

Sunday 11 November 2012 18:08

Y dont u yell at ur neighbor?

spazz666 18

Sunday 11 November 2012 18:30

Y dont u learn proper grammar?

ballettillidie 8

Sunday 11 November 2012 18:18

You've cat to be kitten me right meow!

Maria_Obligacia 14

Sunday 11 November 2012 18:24

#51: potayto, potahto

omart3 6

Sunday 11 November 2012 18:31

who actually says potahto?

smilepatrol 7

Sunday 11 November 2012 18:27

Forever alone: cat level

spazz666 18

Sunday 11 November 2012 18:28

You're a moron.

supportcommand 17

Sunday 11 November 2012 18:33

Typical pussy behavior. If you don't pet it right or often enough it will find someone that does.

maddygirl820 10

Sunday 11 November 2012 18:40

On the bright side you're saving money!

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