Cats, Neighbours and Animals: Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

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Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

By kitty - 11/11/2012 10:10 - Australia

Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML

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By HereKittyKitty - 01/12/2013 20:27 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By cat lady - 07/01/2016 03:38 - United States - Netcong

Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By I’ll never see them again - 13/10/2022 08:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my cat tried to escape when I opened my front door. I noticed that whenever I start babbling and making random sounds, he stops dead and just stares at me in confusion, before walking back in. With my luck, however, this time my neighbor heard everything. They walked quickly away, as if they'd seen a ghost. FML

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By Wow - 01/08/2015 19:06 - United States - Sanford

Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML

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By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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Long day

By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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Sunday 11 November 2012 17:06

What a catastrophe!

gc327072 30

Sunday 11 November 2012 17:06

Are you kitten me?

Comments

ViviMage 39

Monday 12 November 2012 4:16

I have an aunt named Bonnie!

HarroIAmBob 21

Wednesday 19 June 2013 9:06

cool story bro

jeragonm 15

Monday 12 November 2012 4:20

Are you sure it's your cat? Or was it a stray you picked up?

bighood24 17

Monday 12 November 2012 4:32

This is why you keep your cat inside

calbabe96 5

Monday 12 November 2012 7:18

This reminds of the SpongeBob episode where Gary leaves him for Patrick.

nayz3110 7

Monday 12 November 2012 11:43

mollie and Bonnie are quite similar, from an animals point of hearing anyway so it almost sucks that she doesn't respond to you in the first place

PocketFox 10

Monday 12 November 2012 17:12

At the risk of sparking (another) outdoor vs. indoor cat war: YDI for having an outdoor cat.

nniikkaayy 4

Monday 12 November 2012 18:08

you deserve it for naming your cat bonnie.

HarroIAmBob 21

Wednesday 19 June 2013 9:11

what the **** is wrong with that?!

panda_lou 11

Tuesday 13 November 2012 7:19

Maybe it really is the neighbors cat and she conned you in to feeding her extra food? Kitty's got game.

yenidewi 11

Tuesday 13 November 2012 18:52

lol

pedobearhunter 6

Wednesday 14 November 2012 2:49

Cats can never be trusted

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