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Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

By kitty - 11/11/2012 10:10 - Australia

Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
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alycion 38

If your cat is an out door cat without a collar and tags, ydi. People can easily mistake it for a stray. I know everyone in this neighborhood feeds the strays and a few people name them.

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Lichinamo 33

My cat's an outdoor cat without collars or tags, and everyone knows she's mine. Nobody wants her though. She's a grump.

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alycion 38

I had an outside at who would slip his collar I never cared if someone else fed him. I understood that he could be mistaken for a stray. Still don't know how he managed to slip almost every collar he had. I'm also sure that some of the stays I feed probably belong to people on the street.

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alexicanaaa 7

That would piss me off so bad. Like really, get your own cat.

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momogal 22

Talk to your neighbor. If they claim the cat is theirs, take it to the police with whatever pics you have of you and the cat. Also take the vet records.

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SurfSnowSkate7 7

I just moderated a reverse of this FML from the neighbors point of view...Hmmm

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perdix 29

If you're shaking cat food, any cat will answer to Mollie, Bonnie, Asshole, Leech, Parasite, Mooch, etc. Cats can't cheat. They don't possess the volition to freely make commitments, so they can't cheat on them.

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carminecris89 13

You should keep your cat indoors at all times. I don't understand cat owners who let them outside. They could get hit by a car, tortured, contract something horrific, get seriously hurt...or have an affair with another owner.

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perdix 29

Nice misdirection! You start off like the stereotypical, whiny cat lover, but with that last phrase, BAM!

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evilhobbitofdoom 4

Honestly, out of my three cats, two ended up being indoor/outdoor cats for about a year because they couldn't stand being indoors. They only went indoor only after one of my neighbors DID try to steal one of them. But now we have to plan out our moves every time we open the door.

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tallgyrl19 9

Similar story OP. I was trying to figure out why my cat had the runs. After a expensive trip to the vet and a change to his diet, I caught my brother feeding my cat bologna. No more bologna not more cat diarrhea!

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