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Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

By kitty - 11/11/2012 10:10 - Australia

Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
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hihome 7

Did you buy the cat at a store or was it wandering and you kept it? So basically, were you the first owner?

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Enslaved 36

My cat was a tiny kitten, given by someone trying to get the batch adopt out in front of my local Home Depot. (:

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zingline89 18

Not being able to please the pussy is the number one cause for cheating...

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NeDaroft 5

Who wants a fat cat? He'll just eat your food if you kidnap him back.

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MindFreakazoid 10

Because, fat cats are like pillows. Soft, purry, pillows.

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Jaxx66 21

Fat lazy house cats are better. They make good cuddle buddies when sleeping, and they make for good lap warmers during tv/computer/reading time. At least my three do. It's a nice feeling to have three fuzzy predators purring on your lap while you're reading a good book.

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missbrad 4

Get her microchipped quickly before he can claim her as his!

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TaffyMichele 9

I had to resort to chipping my cat when the kids that live across the street from me kept taking my cat into their house. Their parents wouldn't do anything after I explained that it was my cat five years before I even moved here and showed them pictures. So I got my cat chipped and told them if find some way to get them in trouble legally if they kept taking her.

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Fsvb 32

I think it's very rude of your neighbor. I mean, she probably knows that it is your cat? Hopefully she will stop doing that if you just ask her so...

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SkoomaKi 27

"Better to have loved and lost to never have loved at all..." In fact OP, man/woman the hell up and confront Bonnie. You need to work this out.

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jvercetti 5

Go to the neighbor's house looking dangerous and mysterious and say "Hi I am Clyde, heard you messing with my Bonnie". You'll get your cat back, and maybe a new neighbor too.

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charvisioku 22

I swear the same thing is happening with my cat... she's like a furry, pissed-off bowling ball.

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lilhellian 26

I'm loving that visual xD. Just rolling around with a pissed look, hissing at anything in her way! xD

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jvercetti 5

Lock the cat in the house for indefinite amount of time and force it to love you. Thats what I did to my girlfriend.

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SenselessPattern 12

Is it really called a girlfriend at that point, or more like "kidnapped-rape-victim"? I never remember the technical terms for these kinds of things.

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jvercetti 5

I'm more of a math (finance) guy so I too would not be able to help you. What I can tell you is that keeping them in the house does save a lot of money.

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Maria_Obligacia 14

#60 as long as they don't have access to Internet shopping.

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Bliss391 7

Apparently your not making your pussy very happy.

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