Was this "someone" a 4 year old?

My ex left me because when he found out my initials if I took his last name would be END...

My initials are OZ. I sign my name with a happyface, crossed Z and an exclamation point. In an unrelated story, I used to work on a tourist tram doing tours as it went up and down the side of a mountain. My tour patter started off with me referencing my name repeatedly. "Hi, welcome to <insert tram company here>, I'll be your tour operator. As you can see on my nametag, I'm called OZ. Unless I'm the one looking at it in which case it's ZO. Unless I'm hung over <hang head to the left> in which case it's ON, or if I'm still drunk <hang head to the right> in which case you can call me NO.' I got an equal number of tips and complaints. But I'm ok with that cuz no one else made tips.

Awe, people can be such jerks. This post made me realize that those are my neighbors enitials as well. But, again, sorry.

My initials spell "kak". Luckily the middle one isn't a "k".

I got a friend with ASS... But it's your name...it's given at birth and usually things like that are not realized...and another verdict is your sex...marriage can change a last name....

My friend Ben S.B.'s initials can be used to make Bull-Shit Ben. It fits his personality irritatingly well.

my initials are BJ...

with OPs luck it's an extra W

Edward Walter, is that you?? Mine spell "EMA"