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Ewwwwww

By ew. - 11/08/2013 13:09 - United States - Titusville

Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "EW". FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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How nice of them.

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By theyarefarapart - 09/05/2011 07:05

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2011 07:47

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

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Birth certificate

By figures - 29/11/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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It's all about that D

By MK. - 21/04/2021 02:00

Today, at the age of 22, I found out that Wednesday has another D in it. Literally no one ever corrected me. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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By Amk - 28/04/2017 07:00 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML

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By peele - 25/03/2015 13:10 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

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aaronfuegopop 7

Sunday 11 August 2013 18:06

My initials spell arf

dontkilljay 14

Sunday 11 August 2013 18:07

I suppose you have it a tiny bit better than my friend Brandon Stubbs...

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Jjimen1654 9

Sunday 11 August 2013 18:29

Considering they're talking about your personality you probably should check wht it is that made that person say it. You dont want to be the person who think everyone likes but in reality everyone kind of hates you.

bach2121 13

Sunday 11 August 2013 18:30

Ewa

abekj52 9

Sunday 11 August 2013 18:44

You never knew your initials spelled that before?

waterlilylenses 6

Sunday 11 August 2013 18:57

Mine spell eb

mrsdiaz 8

Sunday 11 August 2013 19:09

I know an "EW" and she is not ew what so ever! And neither are you OP! Don't let mean people get you down!

CharresBarkrey 15

Monday 12 August 2013 7:56

The whole point of the FML is that she DOES fit the "ew" part.

caseystick18 17

Sunday 11 August 2013 19:11

Is this Emma Watson?

Jenn2021 8

Sunday 11 August 2013 19:17

My initials spell jap. My Japanese step-father finds this hilarious.

etishuman22 32

Sunday 11 August 2013 19:18

Well OP, you and I would be right next to each other in roll call.... my initials are E.T. and that's a frigging fact. Think about all the childhood taunting I survived.. so many phone home jokes...

luc887_fml 28

Sunday 11 August 2013 19:24

Your initials also spell "we" :p

Savner 16

Sunday 11 August 2013 19:40

My cousin's initials spell LSD.

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Today, I was disowned in my family because of the pandemic, after I refused to quit my job and live at my parents house, with them supporting my family, so now no one in my family has acknowledged my existence since August 2020. FML

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