Painful and Miscellaneous: Experimentation

Experimentation

By nutcracker - 23/02/2010 09:28 - Slovenia

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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Wakey wakey

By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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By Numbnuts - 08/03/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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You deserved it 6 733

Nuts

By Painful - 05/10/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

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By FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

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By Username - 08/10/2010 10:53 - France

Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

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Iron Man

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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kikiface 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:02

why would you even want to find out?

trizzieb 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:08

your ******* nuts!

Comments

bcoolplz 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:33

y and how?

raithex 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:36

Wow. You have GOT to be retarded. Why would you even WANT to do that.? That's just stupid. :b #40 has an amazing point, hahaha. :b

baby_gurly 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:39

u are such a ******* dumbass u bitch. jkk (: I actually think it's hilarious.

arvind0602 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:41

well ur an ass..........

blairyboo 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:46

why in the world would u do tht?!

kitkatttt_fml 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:53

WTF? not an FML unless you had posted you realized the best part of u ran down ur mommas leg!!!

choicefresh 2

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:56

FAIL although yes, I've tried too.

jkbball4195 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:05

that sucks.. btw kikface ur hott=]

failicious 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:11

BEST. FML. EVER. iloveyou(: also i hope your nuts heal, kiddo ):

Turbolag25 7

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:36

Göod luck having your kids... You'll need it…

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