Fair warning

By Alwayshappens2me - 17/07/2009 23:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 443
You deserved it 10 516

Same thing different taste

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Amphysvena 11

actually, that's not true. i'm currently in college and the sign for having sex isn't a sock on the door. it's locking the damned thing.

And a sock on the door would help... how?

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I *really* hope you have a roommate, because if not, putting a sock on your door is either a) stupid, if it's on the bedroom door, or b) obnoxious and bragging, if it's on the outside door.

I'm starting college in a month and I was told of the sock from the people running orientation. It definitely depends on the school

I have never, ever seen the "sock-on-the-door" thing. Why not just get a "do-not-disturb" sign?

FlaminYawn 0

Get a sense of humor AND some common sense Iveek. Yeah, bible thumpers always say "unless you're ******' doggy".

Or they could've just locked their doors and told their roommates to stay away beforehand. Or no one at your two schools ever got laid.

solaris1302 0

Lets see. Your brand new apartment. As in you should be the only one with a key. So she shouldn't have a key and thus shouldnt even be capable of getting into the living room, much less your bedroom. If you were foolish enough to not lock the door to your apartment when you went to your bedroom then you're lucky it was just your mom that got in. Though she's a major pain in the ass for not seeing the sock and leaving.

aupilot 0

Uh...lock the door. Someone should sterilize you before you procreate, in order to halt the progression of your stupid genes.

It used to be a tie on the doorknob. Clearly none of you have seen The Big Bang Theory? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjWFBAlA_Ag#t=0m50s

Watch up to at least 4:15. It's definitely worth it to see what happens after Penny leaves.

CyclonePsycho 1