Faithful

By Munkeh - 12/04/2012 20:42 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Spicy
Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 594
You deserved it 4 060
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IronicIrony 8

No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.

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mrphychrs 5

a man is only gonna go somewhere.else for sex if your not giving him a good enough lay, no sexual chemestry leads to a failed relationship anyway, he's a douche for cheating, but u sound like u probably need a better sex drive

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jwebster 8

I bet you have syphilis. If the sex sucks you get lubes, lotions and toys to make it better. Not go elsewhere.

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dmac843 2

Bullshit! Some guys will **** anything that will let them, regardless of what they're getting at home. Quit blaming the victim moron.

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me254 0

Hmmm if shes not giving it to him maybe its because he a bad 5 min lay??? and its nothing for her to get excited about... Either way she needs to leave the guy, theres plenty of fish in the sea :)

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kittehkatrawrr 2

Thats horrible -,- I hope you dumped him >.

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trollierthanthou 1

no #85 they meant tig ol' bitties. Its a video on youtube by yourfavoritemartian about a boy who falls in love with a girl with giant boobs but finds out they are toilet paper. They switched the letters for the videos because ******* is a rather vulgar word.

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Jessieg_98 0

Notice how it says partner...-not husband or wife 0_o

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BARBER76 1

Well if you don't feed your dog, don't expect him to stay home and starve. But if you are feeding him ( regularly ), the bastard has no reason to gorge himself elsewhere.

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jwebster 8

Dog doesn't need to starve. Dog needs to drop balls and break his leash. Don't cheat, just end it

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galt 13

Love is more important that sex. In my eyes but still he cheated best of luck for you two in the future!

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COolErKiD1414 0

Hahaha when I read this I thought it said parents instead of partner

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